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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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May 2024 Ed Desk: Sayonara Seniors
Gavin: It’s crazy that I’m actually leaving AMP after letting this silly little magazine take over my life for two years. What am I supposed to do now, not think about sexy Temoc — uh, I mean, not think about magazine production every day? But seriously, working at AMP has been one of the best […]
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May 2024 Horoscopes
Aries: You win!!!1!1! Taurus: The stars don’t think you deserve anything good this month, but they’re down for a deal. Make them an offer they can’t resist. Gemini: You will be cast into endless sleep. I hate you, because I want to be you. Cancer: You’re going to be overwhelmed this month. Now, I told […]
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UTD’S Most Wanted
UTD is famous for many things — our problematic alumni, our undefeated football team, our obsessive psychosexual attachment to Temoc and his oily abs — and now we have another achievement to add to the list. For the first time, the U.S. News and World Report has ranked UTD as No. 1 for Most Villainous […]
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Dune: Shifting Sands, Shifting Standards
About two months ago, on March 1st, 2024, “Dune: Part Two” released in theaters to critical acclaim and smashing financial success. Following up on its 2021 predecessor, which was simply titled “Dune,” the film marked the continuation of director Denis Villenueve’s theatrical adaptation of Frank Herbert’s novel of the same name. At its core, the […]
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Food For Thought: Asian Cuisine
With the semester coming to a close and summer vacation just around the corner, you may be wanting to try new foods and explore different locations. Just by browsing Instagram, I discovered these two Asian cuisine locations that I recommend trying! Gogogiri – Food: 10/10 | Atmosphere: 10/10 | Price: 7/10 I’m a huge fan […]
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Original Stories are Dying — and We Should Care
When streaming usurped the spot that TV had carved out for itself in the entertainment industry, consumers rejoiced over an increase in variety, accessibility, and savings. Showrunners didn’t have to wrestle with unrealistic demands from TV networks, and viewers could watch shows whenever they wanted for an affordable price. In addition to this, we also […]
Satire
In Support of CometLustPortal™v1.0
The Texas state government has been on an anti-Comet crusade since last June, with legislation specifically targeting the state’s access to scandalous content. Take one step into ECS South, a wasteland rife with the remains of Comet residue, and you will understand why this is such a clear affront to our student body. In a […]
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The Eldritch Horror of Horrible Authors
What do we do when a thing
we love turns out to have
been authored by someone
who sucks big time?
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Ratford
Ratford’s SabRATical
Another school year has passed...
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DJ Showcase: Jake Matz
Welcome to the Wabi-Sabi Sleepy Cast!
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Comic: Looking to the Future
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Back Comic: Give Him His Ticket