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Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED
How the Women of INVINCIBLE are [TITLE CARD]
Dismantling the Sharia Shack
Saving the REAL USA
Amid Flurry of Anti-Trans Legislation, Cis People Suffer the Most
Satire

Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED

Nathaniel CookMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Opinion

How the Women of INVINCIBLE are [TITLE CARD]

Vyshnav VijishMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Satire

Dismantling the Sharia Shack

Muaaz AbedMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Satire

Amid Flurry of Anti-Trans Legislation, Cis People Suffer the Most

Real JournalistMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Opinion

How the Women of INVINCIBLE are [TITLE CARD]

Vyshnav VijishMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Satire

Dismantling the Sharia Shack

Muaaz AbedMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Satire

Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED

Nathaniel CookMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED
Satire

Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED

Nathaniel CookMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

The first 20 people to read this piece get free ICBM launch codes.

How the Women of INVINCIBLE are [TITLE CARD]
Opinion

How the Women of INVINCIBLE are [TITLE CARD]

Vyshnav VijishMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Proof that sexism isn’t [TITLE CARD].

Dismantling the Sharia Shack
Satire

Dismantling the Sharia Shack

Muaaz AbedMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

The shadow of Islamismism looms over DFW. Fortunately, our favorite Republican governor has a plan to save the western world!

Saving the REAL USA
Satire

Saving the REAL USA

Kavya RacheetiMay 7, 2025May 8, 2025

AMP won’t even write a good description for this piece. So much for the tolerant left!

Amid Flurry of Anti-Trans Legislation, Cis People Suffer the Most
Satire

Amid Flurry of Anti-Trans Legislation, Cis People Suffer the Most

Real JournalistMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

America has ignored and systemically marginalized its ally communities for centuries. This previously untold story flips the script.

Ratford Reports: Campus Birds!
Ratford

Ratford Reports: Campus Birds!

Nathaniel CookMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Reject modernity and embrace tradition as Ratford tells you about the REAL wild wings on campus.

AMP Watches: Indie Films to Trans Your Gender to
AMP Watches

AMP Watches: Indie Films to Trans Your Gender to

Mickey DolphinMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Grab your popcorn, soda, and HRT for this installment of AMP Watches! *shoots trans beams out of fingers*

Food For Thought: Spice & Sauce & Everything In Between
Local Eats

Food For Thought: Spice & Sauce & Everything In Between

Shreya ParimalMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Bah! Surprise food attack! Here are reviews of a random spattering of local eats.

May 2025 Horoscopes
Horoscopes

May 2025 Horoscopes

Sasha WuuMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Your future is in the stars this May.. and they decree that you’ll go off the grid and rewatch Evangelion.

Putting the Ate in Graduate
Ed Desk

Putting the Ate in Graduate

Sneha RaghavanMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Congrats to all our Graduating Comets! We’ll miss you <3

Thus Spoke Fitch
Satire

Thus Spoke Fitch

Gregorio (Greg) OlivaresApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Those who walk the grounds of UTD know that a horrible spirit has settled within the campus, evident to all…

A Maverick’s Lament
Satire

A Maverick’s Lament

Muaaz AbedApril 28, 2025May 2, 2025

UTD PD is currently investigating what appears to be the disappearance of a UTD student. The student, whose name will…

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