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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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Rules For Me, But Not For Thee
Enjoy the freedom of the press, bitches.
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Who Killed the Gaza Liberation Plaza?
Established on May 1st, 2024, the Gaza Liberation Plaza was one of many encampments set up at colleges around the nation created to stand in solidarity with the people of Gaza and to demand university divestment from weapons manufacturing firms. Less than 12 hours after its creation, several police forces were called in to dismantle […]
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Diary of a Wimpy Cop
Tuesday, April 30th Dear Diary, My cousin living down in Austin called me earlier. He got to do something really fun yesterday. He was called up to UT Austin to help with a protest encampment. I’m really proud of how well he did; he’s come a long way since he voluntarily left the Dallas force […]
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AMP Watches: No Gods, No Masters
We here at AMP want to foster a sense of gratitude this Thanksgiving season by discussing a couple films about British people overthrowing their futuristic dystopian governments, something that the United States has never done and will never do because we are objectively perfect in every way and nobody is mad about the way things […]
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Portrait of a Lady, Fired
This email was submitted to the Court of Modest Proposals as part of the prosecution’s evidence that UTD’s administration has been acting maliciously towards its student journalists. When asked whether he believed the defense had ill intent, UTD President Bichard Renson took a drag of his cotton-candy-flavored jumbo Cuban cigar and said, “I didn’t know […]
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The Fifth Student Media War
Battle scars litter the hallowed hall of the UTD Student Media office.
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The Comics
Back Comic: Dreeemy
There's something in the water...
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October 2024 Ed Desk: Something wicked this way comes, Comets!
We need to talk about the Office of Student Affairs.
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A .JPEG of Dorian Ape
This is the tale of Gartner Siekel, a man damned to the cycle of tech hype samsara, all because of a single JPEG...
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Top Ten Wacky Residence Hall Incidents
College life is full of absurd, inane incidents that perplex the student body for years to come.
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The Horrors of Queer Representation
Recently, I was watching SyFy’s new “Chucky” show with my wife, when I realized at some point that the main character was gay. This didn’t sit right with me, and I felt extremely alienated, so I turned the show off. The same thing happened when we tried to watch HBO’s “The Last of Us.” I […]
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AMP Watches: The Gruesome Twosome
The Halloween season rears its ugly head once again, and this year AMP has decided to bring dental destruction to your doorstep in the form of two indie horror-comedy films about teeth in places they shouldn’t be.